I'm a 15-year-old fatass looking to become a fairly competent horror screenwriter, director, and possibly actor. I'm kind of like Ignatius from "A Confederacy of Dunces," except for the fact that I'm a couple hundred pounds lighter, atheist, and I don't give a fuck about morality. So, I'm an anti-social, dogmatic, hypocritical, slovenly, derisive asshole, and I'm relatively proud of it.
I'll occasionally indulge in drawing some scenes from horror scripts I'm writing, including a gangster-slasher hybrid (yeah, I know, like "Cleaver"), a surrealist body horror flick set in a decaying proverbial Neo-Tokyo, and a pretentious gorehound slaughterfest masquerading as a pretentious, starkly-beautiful, chilling, meaningful film (yeah, I know, like "The Cell"), titled "The Hand," "The Asphalt Men," and "Dying Cigars."
When I'm not posting scripts (which'll be about 99% of the time), I'll post short stories and poetry (mostly structural poetry-- I find that it give me some focus). So there's that.
I'm also a guitarist, bassist, and vocalist. I'll occasionally upload songs that I record in my free time, real lo-fi stuff. Enjoy, I guess.
Oh, did I mention that I'm half black and half white?
Favorite Movies: Cannibal Holocaust, Brazil, Cabin Fever, Halloween, La Jetee, Fight Club, A Scanner Darkly. Favorite Books: "The Public and its Problems," by John Dewey, "A Confederacy of Dunces," by John Kennedy Toole, "Crystallography," by Christian Bok, and "The Shining," by Stephen King. Favorite Band/Artist: Bumblefoot.
Think I Figured it Outposted Aug 31st 2007, 12:37AM
Mood: Droopy
Music: "Sci-Fi Wasabi," by Cibo Matto
Okay...
So, I've figured out the header and footer thing, and I've also figured out that one can use HTML in thar. So that's great. Maybe I'll work on my layout more. Soon. Eventually. Or not.
'Kay, so I'm working on transcribing "The Hand" right now. I mean, I'm doing it right now. I won't post the entire fucking thing (I don't trust you, shittyArt-- not one bit), but expect to see the first scene and a few others I don't see as crucial to the story... sometime... in the... future... maybe.
Yeah.
Also, Richard Cheese. Funny motherfucker.
And, in case you're offended by bad language, just so you know, there are swear words above.
That's about it. Tired. Must not sleep. Ghost of Cliff Burton coming to steal my soul.